March 11, 2006 |

BLUE CRUSH

Cliffnotes review:
Rocky with bikinis.

This film goes to: 4
Rated (PG-13)


Directed by: John Stockwell
Starring: Kate Bosworth, Michelle Rodriguez, Matthew Davis, Sanoe Lake, Mika Boorem
Written by: Susan Orlean, Lizzy Weiss


Paramount Pictures
2002
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Interested in seeing a completely homogenized, recycled version of practically every other sports-themed flick that has been churned out over the past 20 years? If your answer is, "Yes," then Blue Crush is the film for you.

The Summer of Extreme has pulled surfing out of its shallow hat with this film based on the Outside Magazinearticle "Surf Girls of Maui" by Susan Orlean. Though unfamiliar with the piece in question, I have to go on the assumption that, given the usual quality of material published in Outside, very little of the original story made its way into the final screenplay for Crush. This is just an assumption, however.

"Rocky with Bikinis" might have been salvageable had it stuck with the original premise: surfer-babes battling for the respect they justly deserve, rather than descending into the romance hell-hole this mindless tripe became. Crush features Kate Bosworth (Anne Marie/Rocky) as a gifted surfer who must juggle playing Mom to her younger sister, working a crappy job, training for the Pipe Masters Championship and overcoming a near-death accident in the same surf in which the competition is held all while romancing a Pro Bowl quarterback mere days before the event in question is set to take place. (Whew.) Matthew Davis is horribly mis-cast as the scrawny QB/love interest (Matt Tollman/Adrian) and sports a magical five o'clock shadow throughout the film. Michelle Rodgiguez phones in her portrayal of Bosworth's bestest friend and surf-buddy (Eden/Mick) who keeps reminding us that the competition is just "x days away". One wouldn't have been surprised in the least to hear her say, "(Wo)Men weaken legs!" or some other such nonsense. The rest of the cast is relegated to either eye candy or fish-out-of-water status with the notable exception of Faizon Love who does an admirable job playing Orca out of water and delivers the best fat-dude-in-a-grass-skirt since, well… ever.

What Crush lacks in plausible plot or character development, it makes up for (slightly) in decent surfing footage, special effects and bikini-time logged. These segments are too few and far between, however to make up for the dismal storyline and, end the end, Crush is just another in a long line of bad, romance-infused sports flicks. If you are interested in seeing incredible surfing, check out Eternal Summer or any of the offerings from the major surf magazines. For a great movie, go rent Rocky.

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March 12, 2026
As you’re probably aware, I’m a big fan of protecting Colorado’s open spaces. You may know Relish is involved with 1% for the Planet, but I think it’s also of interest that I’ve chosen to live deep in the forest of Colorado’s Front Range. It’s fair to say environmental stewardship is engrained in what I do. That’s why this episode of Relish This was so much fun. I got to chat with two people—Stephanie Weber and David Taft—who work with the San Juan Mountains Association . The organization was started in the Durango area, and since their inception, they’ve expanded their reach. Now they preserve and protect forests with a solid ambassador program, education program, and volunteer program. All of these initiatives help people who are enjoying the forests understand the importance of protecting these pristine locations. SJMA now impacts more than half of Colorado’s wilderness areas! This episode focused on helping SJMA hone their message and expand their reach and engagement with stakeholders. Through social media, email, and general community networking, we look at strategies and ways to answer the question, “How do you reinforce all the good you are doing?” This was a fun conversation with a group doing some real good for Colorado’s public lands and forests. I hope you enjoy the show. — Link: SJMA Action ask: Get involved in your own backyard to protect public lands. — Listen to the podcast here: Hone Your Message To Reinforce The Work You Do With Stephanie And David From SJMA This episode features two great people from San Juan Mountains Association . They are doing some great work touching over half of Colorado’s wilderness forest areas with their influence and benefit. They have this great organization down in the Durango area that started as a focus on the San Juan Mountains and the forest down there to help preserve and protect a lot of that area from use. They have a cool educational program, ambassador program, volunteers and donors. They are doing some fantastic stuff. We talked a lot about ways that they can help hone that message, show up more effectively to people who know them and expand their reach through social media and email. There are some good gold nuggets of information that we were able to unearth. This is a fantastic episode. I’m excited to share it with you and I hope you have a great time reading it. Have a good one. — Stephanie and David, how are you doing? We’re doing great. Thank you both so much for joining me on the show. I’m excited to learn a lot more about your organization and what you guys are doing there at San Juan Mountains Association . You’re both in the Durango area. Is that correct? We are, yes. Is San Juan Mountains Association headquartered in Durango? Our offices are based out of the public land center, which is the home base for the San Juan National Forest. At this point, we have staff spread from Monte Vista over to the furthest West and up to Montrose. We’re looking for a new staff person in the town of Norwood as part of the Norwood District for the Grand Mesa Uncompahgre and Gunnison National Forests. I was fortunate enough to do some work on Grizzly Peak Trailhead with the Volunteers for Outdoor Colorado , which is over in your zone by Lake City. It’s a gorgeous part of the state. It’s one of my favorite places to be. I grew up in Gunnison. I have been fortunate to spend a little bit of time in the San Juan’s down there. It’s an amazing country. I commend you for all the work that you’re doing to help preserve things. Tell us all a little bit more about what you do there at your organization and how you’re helping to protect those forest lands and public spaces. San Juan Mountains Association was born out of a community effort to be more involved in caring for public lands. A lot of that started out with the idea of conservation education and providing visitor information. A lot of the folks who are on SJMA staff are front desk folks in public land offices. We started with the San Juan National Forest here in Durango and we also have folks in Dolores and Pagosa Springs. We have been expanding our partnerships with other forests and with the BLM as well. Another component of that is with our conservation education. SJMA merged with Durango Nature Studies right before everything shut down due to COVID-19 in 2020. That strengthened both organizations’ environmental education efforts. We start young. We start with preschoolers and kindergarteners through elementary, middle school and high school, believing that when we are exposed to the natural world, we learn to understand it. From that understanding comes appreciation and from that appreciation comes the desire to protect it. That sums up a philosophy that carries through everything that we’re doing with San Juan Mountains Association. The area where we have grown is in some of the stewardship efforts and Dave, being the Conservation Director, can speak to that in much more detail. SJMA started their stewardship and field conservation programs through the volunteer program, primarily through the San Juan National Forest but also working with the BLM and the Canyon of the Ancients National Monument. That also expanded beyond San Juan to the Rio Grande over time. Our flagship volunteer program is our Volunteer Ranger Program, which started as our Wilderness Information Specialists, in which volunteers would suit up in a forest service uniform.
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February 20, 2026
In case you hadn’t seen these (and also for my friends at Adventure Film ), here are a couple of must-see running movies from Joel Wolpert:  Geoff Roes: Slogging to the Top
By Relish February 9, 2026
Well, this weekend's activities took me to The Summit Course at Cordierra in Edwards which proceeded to kick my sorry ass and let me know that I am not only a poor excuse for a golfer but a bit of a fish-out-of-water when it comes to hangin' with the social elite. I was deemed the first person to sport a chain wallet and earrings (gender: male) to grace the links at Cordierra and am certain that I would have been booted from the joint post-haste had I not been among the company of aforementioned "social elite". It was like caddy "day" at the pool in Caddyshack. Without the boobs and Baby Ruth, of course. I shot about 150 (if you don't count the 73 Mulligans) and managed to donate about 36 balls to the surrounding wilderness. I am definitely no Danny and try as I might, I simply couldn't bring myself to "be the ball". I did carve some wicked divots, however… so the groundskeeper is assured a job for a few more weeks at least. After doing my damnedest to bring shame to my family (both Ma and Pa are excellent golfers), I took in the new film Blue Crush which is not going to win any awards (unless, of course, the Academy is adding "Best Fat Man in a Speedo" or "Teeny-Weeniest Bikini" to their agenda). Which, come to think of it, might not be such a bad idea…